transboyblues:

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

(Source: kaylacat, via todaysdream-tomorrowsreality)

deerpong:

bowlingforsoup:

how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

That was so deep I shit myself

(via tick-tockkk)